Sunday
Sep152013

Does Wales Have Cheese Mines?


“Far below the lush peat of the Welshlands, Collier’s cheese mines hide the finest cheddar of the United Kingdom. Hardy men come from all corners of the Commonwealth to tap the rich, golden veins of dairy treasure that are the pride of Wales. They dig deep into the earth for this creamy bounty, and we bring the product of their labour to you.

 

Powerful! Welsh cheddar.

Puissant! Welsh cheddar.

Pungent! Welsh cheddar.

Penetrative! Welsh cheddar.

 

Welsh cheddar. Straight from the cheese mines to you.

 

Also, fuck Somersetshire. Don’t believe a damned thing they say.






Welsh cheddar.”

 

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